if we were a couple, we could:
- eat pizza together (=^w^=)
- have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
- hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)
- star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
- kiss (• ε •)
- take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)
- play video games (✿◠‿◠)
- tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)
- sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
- sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
- bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
- be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)
Illustrations from The Natural History of Washington Territory…, by J. G. Cooper and George Suckley, 1860
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.
Have a picture
Ok so guys, the last time we saw rose, she was drunk
But then in the latest update, rose’s text style is perfect, as it was when she was introduced
just a bit glitched.
Either rose died and revived again
or this isn’t rose
Or she could have just sobered up. I mean people dont stay drunk forever
…oh my god.