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Super High-School Level Heir of Booty

perksofbeingamurfleur:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Rocks are hard

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skinnymister:

DJ KK closet cosplay (with thanks to the wonderful Bonnie for editing!)

via  kittykurloz  (originally  skinnymister)
9 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 5:08am 4,809 notes

oathkeeping:

if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best

via  jeanlikesitupthebodt  (originally  oathkeeping)
10 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 3:26am 19,054 notes

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

via  pandacobaintm  (originally  heyfunniest)
12 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 1:43am 153,473 notes

graduategeekgamergay:

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When your man cums without warning

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13 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 12:54am 62 notes

baby-poro:

queenoflol:

goinggohinggone:

Oh. my. GOSH IS THAT ANGUS THE PUNCHER

The manliest support eva!

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who got the reference

via  leaguebunny  (originally  goinggohinggone)
13 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 12:51am 6,130 notes

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

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mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

via  giraffectionate  (originally  think4yaself)
14 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 12:00am 349,386 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

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14 hours ago on 17 April 2014 @ 11:52pm 141,142 notes
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